At a certain point in life, your loved ones stop needing ‘stuff’ for Christmas and instead prefer something they’ll enjoy without needing to work out where to put it. Enter the GridIron meat voucher. I bought this for my brother, because the clear answer to where the meat goes is in his belly. No house room required, just temporary lodgings in the fridge. He’s absolutely delighted and has already used the voucher to buy himself a massive pork belly and some charcuterie. He would prefer this to socks, books, “live laugh love” nonsense, and all the rest. The perfect Christmas gift. Except perhaps for vegans…
